Sunday, April 5, 2020

No Fucking Toilet Paper







NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER


"Ever Take a Crap and then realize you don't have enough Toilet paper to wipe your Ass Clean? Yes, it's happened to us all. Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl and you don't have a roll. What to do? Scream for help? What if nobody is around, there's no TP, no paper towels, no nothing to wipe the crap out of the crack of your ass, and there's absolutely nothing around to wipe your ass clean. What to do?

You can pull your pants up with the crap still on your ass and get somewhere where you can get something to wipe you ass clean, but there's probably going to be Shit left on your underwear and it's gonna put some more crap back on your ass, You're gonna have to get home or somewhere where you can change your clothes, put on some new fresh underwear and a pair of fresh clean pants. This is what you gotta do.

Yes, there is now, beside a pandemic with the deadly Covid19 Coronavirus that has spread all around the Worlds killing thousands of people in its wake. And yes because of all this, we now have a shortage of toilet paper. Well, there's actually not a shortage of TP, there is enough around, but it's now being hoarded by the masses, thus created a shortage of this precious commodity that is a absolute necessity to life, you gotta have Toilet Paper. Can't live without it. Right? Hell Yeah, you gotta have toilet paper.







WOMEN FIGHTING OVER TOILET PAPER

SYDNEY , AUSTRALIA





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